Made Jokes

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway

Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

I made a video game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though.... :/

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".