Made jokes

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Why can't orphans have cookies?

They are home made.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!

Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!

The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.

The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.