Made jokes
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"