Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Your forehead so big. That it made Mona Lisa smile.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man? He made no cents
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Yo mama so fat when sh3 bought a fur coat she made a whole species extinct.
