Made Jokes

What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip

I made that one up.

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.