Made jokes

Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.

✨ Depression and anxiety ✨

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.