What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
Your mom is so ugly she made the devil go to church
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
