Made jokes

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.

Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?

Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?

Son: Mom, what is money made of?

Mom: Paper.

Son: Where does paper come from?

Mom: . . .

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.

Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.

✨ Depression and anxiety ✨

A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.