What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Son:mom can i borrow 50$?
Mom:What NO WAY what do you think money grows on trees?
SOn:mom what is money made of
Mom:paper
Son:where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
Yeah, im made out of DNA ✨ Depression N anxiety ✨
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
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I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
