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Love

    • Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.

    My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.

    Made memes

    Japan

    • Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

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    • Funeral

    • My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

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    • Chicken

    • Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

    Titanic

    • The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

    Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

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    • Career

    • If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

    Tony Abbott's career.

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    • Russian

    • Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:

    1. USA was NEVER invaded!

    2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!

    3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!

    4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.

    5. We have more allies than you.

    6. We are smaller but stronger.

    7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!

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    • Movie

    • Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

    This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

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    • Face

    • Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

    Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

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