If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
Made Jokes
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What do you call pasta thatโs made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (Itโs my first one, lol)
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
โจ Depression and anxiety โจ
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? Theyโre both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
My friend made this joke (so Iโm going steal it). Iโm surrounded by fat people, oh wait... itโs just one.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
