Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.
