Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Who want's to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush. All I have to do is go to the africa section
I love orphans. There precious.
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time of my day
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
I love dccfffghyyhh
Emos love jumping for joy
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
Has anyone walked in on there parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
How to make the kissing in a tree in recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g tree sitting wedding love then comes love then comes baby in the carriege. then hate comes diviorse and perrse. FEW!!!!!!!!!
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.