Love jokes
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
he don't hate me fully
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
you.
Emos love jumping for joy.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
I love dccfffghyyhh.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
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