Love jokes

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

I love Bubba girls and yea.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

I love Mekhi!

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Dad, I love you.

Son, I love you.

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.