Love jokes
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Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.