Love jokes

I love you, Tina!

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."