Love jokes
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Memes
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!