Love jokes
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.