A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
