Love jokes

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE ORPHANS!

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

I love school.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a lot!

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

I want to be loved.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.