Love jokes

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Why do orphans love Oreos?

Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

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I LOVE ORPHANS!

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

I want to be loved.

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.