Love jokes

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

I want to be loved.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.