What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is all about how you think. When you hear "thick, long, and hard," your brain probably goes straight to the gutter. But surprise! It's just a cucumber. You're so predictable, it's almost cute. Almost.