Thick, Long, Hard

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What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is all about how you think. When you hear "thick, long, and hard," your brain probably goes straight to the gutter. But surprise! It's just a cucumber. You're so predictable, it's almost cute. Almost.

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