Love Jokes

I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207

Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said "but the world is round"

I said, babe you are my world.

what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"