JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
Technoblade would love it here
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
my mums a carrot
Rock paper lesbians.
Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
1 and 2 fell in love the 2 said your the only 1 for me!
Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
bestfriend @3am: i love you me : love u too *wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
idk if this is funny
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Every one likes orphans but there parents
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
My nan must really love the quiet game shes been playing it for ages
