Love jokes
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol