Heavenly Baseball Game

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

Explanation

This is a dark joke where Bob asks his dying friend Brad to check if baseball is played in heaven. Brad confirms that there is baseball in heaven, but the punchline is that Bob is the next one to die and play ball there.

Comments (1)

Death

2 years ago

He is dying next duh

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