Love jokes

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?

A: Because the ball comes back.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Everyone likes orphans but their parents.

Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!

Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?

My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

I love the way the Earth rotates.

It really makes my day!

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.