Love

Love jokes

Orphan

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

Bestfriend

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

Rope

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

Orphan

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Memes

CPR

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Van

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

Girlfriend

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?

My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

Gun

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

Ceiling fan

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

Finger

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

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  • Hitler

    I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

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  • People

    What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.