Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding.
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Everyone has a good heart they just don't know what to do with it. I say give some one some love. Hate is soooooo stupid love is soooo smart!
my parents love me
I love orphans so atleast they know someone loves them
Orphan have no home
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
Roses are red violets are blue. I have five fingers two of them are for you.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
