Love jokes
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.