Love

Love jokes

Suicide

    • I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

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    • Friend

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

    Love memes

    Guy

    • What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

    Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

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    • Cheese

    • What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

    "Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

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    • Dad

    • Girl: Dad, where are you?

    Dad: I went to go get milk.

    Girl: But we have milk.

    Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

    Covid

    • My girlfriend got COVID.

    This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

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    • KFC

    • Person 1: "I love KFC."

    Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

    Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

    Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

    Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

    Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

    Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

    Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

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    • Moron

    • Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

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