I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey ❤️.
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
i love u like my cuts deeply
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
the orphan: why don't my parents love me? me: because you don't have any
I will Always Love You!
rizz
are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
you
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
