Love jokes

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.

I love myself.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

I love you too.

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."

This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"