Love Jokes

what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman

roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

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if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

Bf:what do you think about our love?

Gf:count the stars in the sky

Bf:aww its infinity

Gf:nope just a waste of time

My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"