Love jokes
I love jokes!
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.