This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
