Marriage and Cards

This joke plays on the suits of a deck of cards to represent the changing feelings in a marriage. It starts with 'hearts' and 'diamonds' (love and value) but ends with wishing for 'clubs' and 'spades,' ( conflict and trouble).

• Marriage
• Deck
• Love
• Relationship
• Game
• Heart

• Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
• Q: Why is marriage not a word? It's a life sentence!
• You want to hear some marriage jokes? Don't worry, it's just a couple.
• Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working. Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"