Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
This joke plays on the suits of a deck of cards to represent the changing feelings in a marriage. It starts with 'hearts' and 'diamonds' (love and value) but ends with wishing for 'clubs' and 'spades,' ( conflict and trouble).
Anonymous
THAT'S DEEP
murder muffin
OH MY GOSH OK THEN
Anonymous
i dont get it-
Me
WOAH GEORGE
SP1D3R
whats deep is the hole he burried his wife in
Anonymous
autism
DubstepFan
Bruh
Oogway
Ur 11 😭
Anonymous
ur ugly as shit holy fuck