Lot Jokes

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?

a lot of things

Why does jelly laughing a lot?

Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋

Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.

what do get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus i lick a lot of pussy

bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!

i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.

whats the one thing that you dont have but celebrities do?

Lots of FANS

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.

What games do monks play a lot?

AMONK us.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.