I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
Deaf peoples shux lots dix. They cant haer!
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Guys if you saw a post from someone is pretending to be me don't listen to them. I'm just going to be out for 3 days. or maybe for a mounth break. There are a lot fakers.
