Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
knock knock, who's there, olive, olive who, olive you a lot!
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I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
