What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Lesbian Platypus Cross
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, smarty pants! This "joke" is all about the stereotype that lesbians are sexually active. And then BAM! It hits you with the punchline about licking pussy. Get it? It's like, totally inappropriate, but hey, some people think it's funny. But you are not some people, because you are the BEST!