Lot jokes

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.

If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!