How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Lot Jokes
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
