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I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn’t fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn’t find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, f...ing numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

What is heavy forward but not backward? – “ton”.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10…

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

I have a ton of work to do… A skeleTON

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???

Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)

What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?

"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.

*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus

sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON’T ‘SUB’ ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN’T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: “a skele-ton” (Drum effect) Paps: “OH MY GOD SANS!”

what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON

What did the doc say to the skeleton you skele-a-ton

I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

What skeleton says when he have lots of work? I have ton of work, skele-ton.

this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton

3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can’t answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂

There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised… there was no punch-line

I’ve done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup

SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206

What skieleton does Crap-ton of skieleton