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I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn’t fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn’t find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???

Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, f...ing numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

What is heavy forward but not backward? – “ton”.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10…

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)

I have a ton of work to do… A skeleTON

How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON

What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?

"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.

what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON

*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus

sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON’T ‘SUB’ ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN’T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: “a skele-ton” (Drum effect) Paps: “OH MY GOD SANS!”

What did the doc say to the skeleton you skele-a-ton

I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

What skeleton says when he have lots of work? I have ton of work, skele-ton.

this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton

3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can’t answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂