Lose jokes
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.