Lose jokes
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!