Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel? 😁
Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why did America loose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
