Lose jokes
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.