How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
