Lose jokes
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!