Lose Jokes

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball. Orphan: My Parents

why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind

How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...

Your losing all your friends but never any calories.

What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.

Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house

Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.

What war did the black community win

The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame

TIME FOR A REMAKE

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet

They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers

Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing

South’s losing to broncos😹

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house

Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"

My dad...came over late at night...he was drunk...he started telling me how useless I was...then I went to the kitchen grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the chest 47 times......3 minutes later......he died........now I’m losing mind..and cutting myself....