How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
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Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame
TIME FOR A REMAKE
Why does the Jedi never join the darkside? If they did then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
South’s losing to broncos😹
Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
what do you say when a spanish person lose a car
Carlos
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
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