Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck, every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
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i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
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If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
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Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
