Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Which is better looking girls or women?
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
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Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
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bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
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I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
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U look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like
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what looks like half a cat?
the other half
