Look Jokes

this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.

When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?

I C D K

You know what I see?

DICK :0

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.

you look like a dumb crab. when everyone sees you, the world will end.

are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."

When you look at the sun, its like looking at me

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?

you look sexy with that rope around your neck

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love

Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!