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A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."