Look Jokes

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead

I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.

When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking

What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the cheshire cat.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity? A Mexican

Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes they literally look this shit up just to complain

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day

this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Looks like someones funny bones broken!

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)

A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said go look in a mirror. I said thank you.

are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

He: "Do you smoke after sex?"

She: "I don't know. I've never looked."