Look jokes

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If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home looks like.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.