MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is about Kylian Mbappé (they call him "Fraudbappe" because they're mean). People think he disappears in big games and dives to get penalties. The joke says he's missing since a game against Switzerland and might be found in someone's back pocket, meaning he's being totally shut down by another player. It's funny because it makes fun of Mbappé's supposed bad qualities!
