Location jokes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Relatable
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.