Location jokes
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
China. There. :)