Location jokes
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!