Location jokes
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.