Location jokes
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Relatable
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.