So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Location Jokes
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
