Location jokes

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?

Bubbles:...

Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.

Alabama: 😈

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

What mountain cries the most?

A mountain under water.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.

Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!

Luigi: Where did they go?

Mario: To the left.

Luigi: Fuck

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

Have you heard of China...

China fit this dick in your mouth.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!