Location jokes
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!