Location jokes
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Texas 😂😂😂😂
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.