Location jokes

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the slipperiest county?

Greece!

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.

The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?

FNAF Sister Location.

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?

Satisfying.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Where did Amy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.