MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
where are virgins usually born? Virginia
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
wheres your mom
in the bin
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Hi I’m Dan’s dad where is he
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
