Location jokes
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You are in the airway, how funny!
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?