Location jokes
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.