Location jokes
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush? Up Shepherd's leg.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Who am I sitting next to?
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.