Fish Market jokes

I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.