Fish Market jokes

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?

“Good evening, ladies.”

A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.

He yells, "Hello ladies!"

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.