
Fish Market jokes
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
awww
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
