Location jokes
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You are in the airway, how funny!
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.