Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
You are in the airway, how funny!
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
My family is like treasure. I need a map and shovel to find them.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
