Location jokes
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!