Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
