Location jokes
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
All germs are from GERMany.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.