Location jokes
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Ohio.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.