Location jokes
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.