Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
THE TUPPERWARE PEOPLE CAME TO OUR HOUSE. THEY ASKED MY WIFE WHERE'S KITCHEN. SORRY I HAVE ONLY LIVED HTERE FOR 3 MONTHS. BUT MY JEWELRY IS UP STAIRS IN MY JEWELRY BOX LOCATED IN MY BEDROOM
Where’s the best place to spawn camp at the hospital? The maternity ward.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
