Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
China. There. :)
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
