I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Location Jokes
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Kiwi loves men.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
You and Jason in your bed.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
