Location jokes
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Kiwi loves men.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
You and Jason in your bed.