Location jokes
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.