Location jokes
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Ohio.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?