Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Kiwi loves men.
Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
