300+ Best Line Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cancer ward

anonymous · 6 years ago

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

Tank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a famous picture of a man standing in front of several tanks, but the man has been replaced by the band Weezer. The four members are standing in a line in front of the tanks.

Vehicle

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo depicting a line of blue and white vehicles similar to those in Star Wars on a road facing a stormtrooper. The text "Never forget" is at the top.

Holy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

#1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE

A lion with a dark blue hue is roaring with lightning in the background. The text on the image reads "Holy moly, I'd love to put my poley in your holy."

Transformation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man in a dark suit and red tie sits and gestures. His face and hands are purple. Text above reads: "For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting."

View

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Series

C A S N O V A · 4 years ago

yes

The image shows six different anime characters with shocked or surprised expressions. Each character has a text bubble containing one line of dialog. From top left to bottom right, the characters and their lines are: a female character with white hair saying "Meliodas-sama!", a female character with dark hair saying "Eren!!!", a female character with pink hair saying "Yukki...", a female character with orange hair saying "Kurosaki-kun~~!", a female character with dark blue hair saying "Naruto-kun!!" and a male character with blonde hair saying "Sensei!!". The text at the top of the image says "Anime characters that only have one line in the series".

Context

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

How?

An image shows a truck suspended in the air, caught on power lines. Two people are watching the truck from below. Text on the image: Images That Require More Context. 2:35 PM Apr 19, 2022. boredpanda.com

Movie

hayden💯💯💯 · 3 years ago

My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

Human

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a globe with the text: "FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown."

Comic

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

Wait, that's not the line

A black and white drawing of a man with a beard yelling. There is a speech bubble with the text "WE ARE NOT THE WALKING DEAD!"

Calvin

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Japan

Advice · 3 years ago

real

A meme with a picture of a sloth and a fair-skinned person. The text says: "ARE YOU FROM JAPAN? CAUSE IM TRYIN TO GET IN JAPANTIES."

Dollar

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A man with a confused expression looks up and to the right. Above him is the text "Chamillionaire - Always been about them horizontal lines through them S's, that's a dollar sign...", and below him, in a large font, is the text "BUT THOSE LINES ARE VERTICAL $".

Scene

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The meme is a two-panel image comparing the perceived speed of Murata's current artwork to his past artistic process. The top left panel depicts a scene from the anime with the text "the scene". Below, another image labeled "the cameraman" shows a man with a camera looking surprised. The right panel shows the text "People: How is Murata drawing that quickly recently? Murata 3 years ago:" followed by a picture of Murata and the text "EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 100 DOODLES, 100 SKETCH-BOOKS, 100 PAGES, AND 10 KILOMETERS WORTH OF LINES".

Rizz

Anonymous · 2 years ago

w rizzler

A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".

Adulthood

hayden green · 4 years ago

quit comical

Classmate

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

A dark green chalkboard with white text, 'I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES,' written repeatedly. The last line, 'I WILL KILL MY CLASSMATES,' is splattered with red, like blood.

Family

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a box of the board game "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" with a picture on the box of two kids. On the play area, there are multiple lines of white powder and a credit card, suggesting drug use.

Fishing Rod

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Community talk

Anonymous (Original Author)

(As per Cosmo's request)

Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.

“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more

Anonymous

The line between the real and fake rb gets blurrier every day

DAP ME UP

nah guys i just got in trouble for giving the people who wanna and i quote "kys" the suicide line number