What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
Orphans prayer In the name of the The son The holy Spirit Amen
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
the preiest had a very holy shirt
what is humble holy and helps? an angle...
I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
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