Cancer ward jokes

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

Carys’s mum has chemo.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.