Cancer ward jokes

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."