Like jokes
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
I like tortles.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
I like pie.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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