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Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Like (DYM 148).
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
I like pie.
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
I like tortles.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.