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God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
oh my
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I like penis in my bum!
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Like if you are a simp.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."