Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
